It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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