why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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