Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.