I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
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I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
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What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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