MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
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i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
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Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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