no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
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I will pee on everything he values.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
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HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
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The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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