I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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