is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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