I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
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