Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
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Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
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I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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