3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
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i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
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To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
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