Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
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i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
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I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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