ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
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Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
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who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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