Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
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He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
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I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I deserve this hangover.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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