i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
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I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
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It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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