"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
