I need help removing her.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
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Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
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Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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