You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
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I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
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i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
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She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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