i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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