Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
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I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
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After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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