Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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