idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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