Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
So. Much. Porn.
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