the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
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