is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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