Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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