if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
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Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
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Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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