remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
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Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
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How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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