I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
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the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
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I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.