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• (312): View more from Illinois

  dude, your ex-bf is on match.com

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  details on that.

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  well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  well you can't waste a boner

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?

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• (914): View more from New York

  my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet

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• (916): View more from California

  i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...

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• (229): View more from Georgia

  She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony

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  Yeah I know, the people below me already told me

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that

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• (585): View more from New York

  javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.

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  You are a god.

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• (714): View more from California

  I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now

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• (914): View more from New York

  How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?

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