AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
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