I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
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The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
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You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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