dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
well you can't waste a boner
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
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my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
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She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?