Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (419): View more from Ohio

  I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (419): I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief. http://tfl.nu/du8g
  Replies (17) Good night (942) Bad night (3314)
• Favorite

  (302): View more from Delaware

  I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (302): I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain http://tfl.nu/18xp
  Replies (22) Good night (1210) Bad night (4193)
• Favorite

  (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (484): we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours http://tfl.nu/cvkh
  Replies (23) Good night (6801) Bad night (900)
• Favorite

  (973): View more from New Jersey

  All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (973): All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell. http://tfl.nu/wlva
  Replies (19) Good night (1143) Bad night (5577)
• Favorite

  (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"

  (774): View more from Massachusetts

  To a 70 year old lady?!

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (508): Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face" (774): To a 70 year old lady?! http://tfl.nu/99j2
  Replies (20) Good night (4913) Bad night (2008)
• Favorite

  (507): View more from Minnesota

  Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (507): Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival.. http://tfl.nu/pwlv
  Replies (6) Good night (1405) Bad night (529)
• Favorite

  (845): View more from New York

  Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (845): Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night. http://tfl.nu/5oq8
  Replies (17) Good night (1277) Bad night (1102)
• Favorite

  (203): View more from Connecticut

  I need moral support for this bender

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (203): I need moral support for this bender http://tfl.nu/bzwm
  Replies (3) Good night (755) Bad night (521)
• Favorite

  (316): View more from Kansas

  Listen to me plotting my whoredom.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (316): Listen to me plotting my whoredom. http://tfl.nu/l2mq
  Replies (3) Good night (1459) Bad night (447)
• Favorite

  (973): View more from New Jersey

  St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (973): St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition) http://tfl.nu/fbpq
  Replies (3) Good night (1556) Bad night (439)
• Favorite

  (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (717): all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever" http://tfl.nu/t8bi
  Replies (7) Good night (268) Bad night (1266)
• Favorite

  (859): View more from Kentucky

  And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (859): And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck? http://tfl.nu/pzcv
  Replies (9) Good night (392) Bad night (795)
• Favorite

  (551): View more from New Jersey

  But break dance skills will only take you so far

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (551): But break dance skills will only take you so far http://tfl.nu/859m
  Replies (1) Good night (469) Bad night (238)
• Favorite

  (330): View more from Ohio

  We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.

  (330): View more from Ohio

  It's hard to explain...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (330): We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar. (330): It's hard to explain... http://tfl.nu/5wi2
  Replies (6) Good night (602) Bad night (283)
• Favorite

  (317): View more from Indiana

  There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (317): There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load http://tfl.nu/2y1d
  Replies (6) Good night (913) Bad night (375)

Randomize