Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
pop tarts are not kleenex
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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