bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
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Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
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Is her dick bigger than yours?
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
There are leaves in my underwear?
I party with great urgency now.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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