Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
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