Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
Randomize
