I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
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the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
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I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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