I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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