So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Randomize
