Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I have already put on my inside pants.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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