omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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