They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
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I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
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After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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