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(281): View more from Texas

so now she's a stripper

(1-281): View more from Texas

can't say i'm surprised

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(513): View more from Ohio

This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie

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(214): View more from Texas

I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"

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(765): View more from Indiana

So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?

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(604): View more from British Columbia

I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR

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(667): View more from Maryland

what customs doesn't know wont hurt them

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(916): View more from California

Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash

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(716): View more from New York

Do you remember whose house we're in?

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?

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