Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Randomize
