We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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