You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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