you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
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