called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
They have beer where we have blood.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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