Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
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frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
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I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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