guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
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Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
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The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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