Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
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I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
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WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
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