so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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