..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
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so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
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I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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