your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
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Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
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im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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