he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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