i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
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only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
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I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
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