Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
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Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
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The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
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