Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
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come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
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Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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